For those who think that it's never too early for sex ed

This is a song for children about the perils of unprotected sex.  It's like a really disturbing If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.

If you sleep with a cheap whore, you’ll get the clap. 

If you sleep with a cheap whore, you’ll get the clap. 

If you sleep with a cheap whore, you should have spent some more.

If you sleep with a cheap whore, you’ll get the clap. 

If you don’t use protection, you’ll be a dad.

If you don’t use protection, you’ll be a dad.

If you don’t use protection, you are thinking with your erection. 

If you don’t use protection, you’ll be a dad.

If you don’t pay child support, you’ll go to jail.

If you don’t pay child support, you’ll go to jail.

If you don’t pay child support, you’ll end up back in court.

If you don’t pay child support, you’ll go to jail.

If you get sent to jail, you’ll be someone’s bitch. 

If you get sent to jail, you’ll be someone’s bitch. 

If you get sent to jail, no one’s going to pay your bail.

If you get sent to jail, you’ll be someone’s bitch.


Don't end up as someone's prison bitch.  Use a condom.