Nerdy Pickup Lines

You must be a red mushroom, because you’re making me grow.

Let’s reenact the invasion of Poland.  I’ll be Germany and penetrate your borders…and then I’ll attack from behind as the Soviet Union. 

Want to play Spider-man?  I’ll shoot white, sticky stuff at you. 

Let’s make music together and hope there aren’t any accidentals. 

I’ll rock your world 8-3.

I’m a water mage.  Can I make you wet?

Let’s play Mario.  You can be Yoshi and I’ll ride you. 

Are you the Death Star, because I want to shoot proton torpedoes into your exhaust vent. 

You’re like frozen carbonite; you leave me speechless…and really stiff.

I must be the Hero of Time, because I’m wielding a Master Sword.