A
lot of people have become very dissatisfied with the Catholic Church lately,
and who can blame them? All we hear
about anymore is how they hate gay people/condoms/anything fun and love certain
other demographics, oftentimes a little too much. Were it not for the free booze every week and
the awesome hats, there probably wouldn’t be anyone left. If you ask me, we need to return to the
cradle of Western civilization where religion was not so bloated and
corrupt. We should all go back to
worshiping the ancient Greek gods.